in honor of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture
A treasury of spectacularly stupid remarks made by some of the most-quotable douchebags of all time, from David Hasselhoff (‘There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me’) to Oliver North, Leona Helmsley, David Blaine and others.
Must buy this.
santa baabaay
this is creepy.
hey! you’re a cotton headed ninny muggins.
and you’re crudely photoshopped onto a naked baby.
honestly, if you want people to write in your formspring, you should post more creative links. also if you had to have sex with one teacher in the school (male or female) who would you choose and why?
Mr. B. Because he’s the greatest person to ever exist ever and for all of eternity.
and as for a more creative link. how about this one
I’ve got your link right here, it’s name is http://www.formspring.me/jarrodallan (That’s a Guys and dolls reference in case you didn’t get it. It’s not very good but it’s better than nothing).
The Killers - When You Were Young
How did you spend your snow day?
I spent it sitting at home doing homework and playing video games, nothing exciting.
on a scale of 1-10, 4 being the highest, how much would you pay to have your balls chopped off? Justify.
A 5 because if 4 is the highest 5 would be the lowest as it’s the next sequential number and I don’t want my balls chopped off so that seems like the correct choice.
