February 2011
My dad made a good point tonight,
whenever they show pictures to go with stories of rising oil prices they’re burning the oil. Maybe it wouldn’t cost so damn much if we didn’t burn it all to make cool news clips.
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Joss Whedon may be the only male feminist in the...
January 2011
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Benjamin Walker Is ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER... →
popculturebrain:
Guess the dude loves playing fictionalized presidents.
Fox just did a story about a catapult used to...
great idea or greatest idea?
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First audition a week from saturday.
awe shit
kibbens:
Come Sail Away - Styx
A gathering of...
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I'm a funeral and wedding singer. Wedding's tend...
Actual line from an American Idol contestant.
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Disappointed with 12 angry men
I hate the fuck out of these characters.
Girls are like squaring numbers
If it’s under 13 just do it in your head.
themusiclibrary:
Bitches Aint Shit - Ben Folds
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Human Torch Getting Killed Off in the Fantastic... →
In the 587 installment of the Fantastic Four comic books, Johnny “The Human Torch” Storm is going to die “amid a massive battle that writer Jonathan Hickman has been scripting for a year-and-half.” Famous superheros have kicked it before — usually in a few months they are resurrected, somehow (see: Superman, Captain America, Phoenix etc.) In the meantime, a Marvel executive says “588 is the...
5 points
jasunshine:
to anyone who correctly guesses the snack I’m currently eating.
Chips and salsa?
It even ejaculates flavors onto your tongue.
5 Ways Video Games Are About to Get Way More... →
As Grandma always said, “The only drawback to fucking is the humans.” That’s why pretty much every horny, lonely person on earth has wished at some point for a convincing sex simulation, a realistic experience with no strings attached after they turn off the power.
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Fucking A
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“not only has he crossed the line, he snorted the goddamn thing”
– (via myloveisvengeance)
Dear news, stop telling me health "stories"...
Like that caffeine does not offset the effects of alcohol. I learned that in 8th grade.
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Oh my fucking lord
I really don't want to do my calculus homework...
I’ll just watch Modern Family instead.
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Did you know that you are secretly in love with...
no…actually i’m not. sorry lady.
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Do you believe in ghosts? If so, would you like to...
i don’t really believe in ghosts but i guess i’ll help them out with their problems if thy actually did exist and needed help with something. Why not right?
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If for some unknown reason, someone instructs you...
Who’s closest?
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Wanna get together for a quickie?! Meet me behind...
alright i’ll be there. you’re gonna have to be a bit more specific about a location, behind the high school is a big area.
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What do you think Victoria's secret is?
Her vagina has teeth.
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Plans for post college? Where do you see yourself...
I don’t know, doing something else. Probably making money.
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A big time movie producer calls you up and wants...
I don’t know, but if Jimmy Cummings were to be in the story at all Jesse Eisenberg would have to play him.
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